NEW CARDS
Well done for getting to work on time (Starting a new job)
You can leave early today (Leaving an old job) or Good luck with redundancy,
Giz a job (To replace a covering letter)
Happy Pope Gregory Day (One for each day)
Merry Solstice, Happy Equinox, Happy Vernal Equinox
Happy 300th day of the current year... Merry 299th Day.. Wishing you a wacky 298th day..
That last cup of tea was delicious can I have another one (Thank you)
Congratulations on getting the insurance company to pay up
Congratulations on winning the lottery. (Can I have a share of your lottery winnings, please)
Sorry to hear you've got the "Squits" (Get Well Soon)
Sorry I've lost it (Hope I Get well soon),
NO MORE.... I CAN'T TAKE IT (replacement Suicide note or resignation letter)